A Rush of Blood...

Given the hiatus, I'm sure most people have thought that this place was dead, but that another story for another time, cause today, I'm NOT in a good mood.

To keep things short and sweet, thanks to a bunch of people, I'm rather "obliged" to write this post before I piss myself and bang my head against the wall and knocking myself out. Given my area of work, being tasked with 2 departments, is making me a really pissed off dude.

Reason? I'm given twice the workload, taking twice the blame, and having to still hear the attitude of my fellow teammates? What HOGWASH did I do to deserve this!? Yeah, sure, complain all you want about my inefficiency, complain about my lack of standards... Well, here's standards for you!! I'm honestly sick and tired of dealing with all of them at times, and having to hear how they like to ask me about almost everything is just the icing on the cake, especially when I'm not around and they can't go a single day without even giving me a call when it's my DAY OFF!! Hello, but WHY the hell can't you guys just take the least amount of initiative and work WITHOUT me!? And don't give me the excuse of being IC, THAT IS HOGWASH!! I'm already not paid enough to do my job and you guys can't even give me the decency of a break!? Please, learn to shut up and listen, cause you guys don't seem to get it in your donkey brains, how maddening it feels to be constantly asked the same damn question every time, at around the same damn timing on my DAY OFF!! OH, and for Pete's sake, don't blame my work inefficiency on me, when you all clearly put in less effort than me, getting to come in your own sweet bloody donkey time and leaving on time, while I have to be in every other damn day and leaving last!! You guys also get to go and report sick and show your MCs to the superiors, while I have to come in to work and rot till 5 everyday!? BULLSHIT!

Plus, I know that one of you is currently on hospitalization leave, well GOOD FOR YOU, you get to rest nice and easy, while I slog my guts out and all you had to say while you were around was what? ME being USELESS!? BULLSHIT!! If I'm really that useless, why the hell am I not replaced!? And don't tell me the superiors "like" me, I'm clearly despised and if anything, they should have replaced me, if I really was that useless!! And what's the Bloody Mary on top of the Vodkas? I have a 2nd IC who only knows how to say I'm a "slut" if I go for my checkups. HELLO, but are you intending on taking care of me after the work is over? Even if you wanted to, NO THANKS!! I rather put my life by the SMRT CEO's fingernails than to put my life on your hands!! And face it genius, don't sugarcoat your words, though they aren't made out of honey and yet it might give me diabetes,  I know what you mean, and please, your opinions are like your farts, nobody likes hearing them!! By the way, I almost forgot about a certain Mr Bitten, who always likes to piss me off, even though I had saved him once from an issue, and why? Cause what do you like to do,Mr Bitten? Just talk about me as a useless upper-study and same as Mr Hospital? GO AND CRY ME A RIVER!! Mind you, I'm not one to drag up dirt from the ages past, but I SAVED YOUR ASS not once, BUT TWICE!! And I used up my weekend on one occasion to do so!! So, go screw yourself and stop acting like you're on the moral high ground, people like you make me sick, literally!! It's donkeys like you that makes me want to see you dig a hole, jump inside and cry when you ultimately get into the same damn situation again!! And also, don't get me started on how you guys like to peek at my shit, cause for your information, I have said it before how I'm particular about PRIVACY and I don't go around snooping at your personal things, RIGHT? And don't tell me to not leave my shit around, if I'm not blocking your way to your merrymaking and the time of your lifetime, please learn to shut your mandibles to your craniums and keep them SCREWED TIGHT!!

To add on to the rain of piss that's flowing all around this post, I'm seriously lethargic towards that very lack of initiative that was around two paragraphs ago. Why? Cause everything is always: IAN this, IAN that. EXCUSE ME!? What the hell am I? Your donkey maid at the ring of a bell?? GO TO HELL!! I'm nice to people, but don't take my kindness for granted, you pieces of excretions!! I'm here to do my job and go home, like the rest of you, not your 24-hrs public service babysitter!! Don't ask me to do my job at home if the pay I'm taking is like that!! And you donkeys are supposed to tell me where in Singaporean hell are you AUTOMATICALLY, not have me calling at 8 am, waiting for your sorry, pathetic, lame excuse of a secretion to report in!! I'm not going to waste my hard earned cash on your sorry gluteus maximus, and don't tell me it's my job to call, it's your JOB to TELL me WHERE on EARTH are you!! And to put the cherry on top of the pile of feces, STOP asking me on when all the expandable equipment are coming!! I've barely enough time to rest and you think I'd still have the brainpower to think of what we have and don't!? My understudy is just right there and you guys don't ask him?? And my dear junior, don't think you are in the green! I admit I'm not the best person to look up to, and yes I'm still IC, but that does not condone you to being unwilling to assist me, knowing fully well that I've told you about my situation, and therefore asking you to help me out where my dearest 2nd IC, with his conspicuous fanny, CAN'T!! You instead, under the "goading", my presumption, of Mr Bitten and others, still ask me to do the work, after seeing me sweat my hairs out with the other department!! REALLY~ NICE~ OF~ YOU~!! *Slow Clap*

OH, and may I mention, the "Oh My God" time you fools even dared to say that Mr Saitama was being mean to me and wanted to screw him over. AT LEAST HE WAS MEAN TO ME IN FRONT OF MY FACE!! You fanny packs couldn't even tell me how you all don't need me around in the office, and you felt "bad" at seeing Mr Saitama being "big bad meanie" to dear ol' me? HOGWASH!! If you did feel bad, STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU LOAD OF FECAL MATTER!! I'd enough with dealing with the superiors every now and then, and with your defecation adding on? THAT'S JUST LOVELY!! You guys can just all stand in the dunce corner and crap yourself silly, cause NOBODY is going to buy your goddamn STORY!!

All in all, I'm honestly glad I'm almost done with this "job" and soon, I don't have to deal with all of you anymore. You manures have proved to be nothing more than a hindrance, a nuisance, and a complete waste of my precious years, in my life. You guys have made me feel that my talents are nothing, if not, unappreciated, my existence, a tiresome eyesore, and if anything, I'm pleased to say my days are nearing to an end so I can move on to a place of a better society, where my talents and my attitude are better used to serve and help others, even if it's a lowly, clerical, desk-bound job.

Ian

P.S. I can't believe that this was written in about 2 hrs, I seriously enjoy writing and screaming out my thoughts on this blog... I should do this more often, then trying to keep it all in.