To quote the Demoman from Team Fortress 2, "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it.". Seriously, took me long enough to finally come down, and this time around, no holds barred.
To explain my rather rancid feelings, my brother had asked me of a favor to help his friend (whom for this scenario, I'll call Mr X.) Initially, I was already not on good terms with Mr. X, for he has no sense of humility, nor any sense of reading the atmosphere (takes one to know one, OK?) and has been a pain in my gaming community for years, culminating into his historic defeat at a tournament, which he dragged his name, and both of my two other friends into the mud (feels bad, really, TL;DR Mr. X was given the best deck possible and still managed to fail at playing it after being taught and trained for a week), causing him to become the laughingstock of the community, which I'm pretty sure, would still haunt the memories of the individuals who were within the maelstrom of events leading up to it (I know I am).
Despite all that, my brother, in his infinite wisdom and friendliness, still wants to hang out with him, often to the dismay of people around the community, who have mainly shunned Mr. X for his utter disregard for the actions he has taken and still carrying his air of haughtiness, thinking that people will eventually forget his overbearing actions (I, for one, don't). As is any case of brotherly understanding, I would often thicken my skin to deal with Mr. X while in accompany of my brother. However, one event, a whole day's worth of responses and a statement Mr. X said, ignited my no nonsense "Teenager" side so violently, I still feel the rage writing this post up.
The event that would set up my throbbing anger, which had been already brought to a simmering, smoldering pile of dark stench prior given the whole two paragraphs, was when Mr. X had personally invited me to go to a card shop elsewhere in Singapore. Despite me being cautious with the MRT and it's frequent breakdowns and stating to give me more time to reach, Mr. X took the remark without much thought and immediately invoked his passing judgement that I should not be late. The day arrived and I made it almost to the place with plenty of time to spare. Mr. X? He told me he was late instead! And a full hour after our agreed time of arrival!! Then, Mr. X had wasted no time into making lame ass jokes, and with each passing snide, and slowly, but surely, turned my face black as soot (He does this with my brother as well, who again, in his infinite greatness, is willing to endure such childlike behavior from a 23 year old man-child). After one and a half hour, Mr. X claimed to be tired, and I told him to go and rest as I used another half hour to finish the search. After paying the goods (which included a free card for him), A worker from the shop had asked me for more information about a deck I was intending on building, to which Mr. X came quickly and inquired as to why was I allegedly "disturbing" the worker, to which even the worker had to give him the quick snap of "I asked him first." in order to shut him up, not before Mr. X threw a snide at me and said quote, "I'll rate that conversation a cringe out of 10 after that." As we headed home, the straw that broke my damaged back was when Mr. X, in his yet again, infinite childlike wisdom, asked me "Why are you so angsty all the time?" Turning an already rotten day to one I swore I was never going to go out with this chap alone. EVER.
Then came the day's worth of responses, which was because I told my brother that I was going out to another card shop without Mr. X. As it turns out, my brother, who was incapable of lying, had spilled the beans onto Mr. X, causing Mr. X to instead accuse my brother of lying, to which I could only read in dismay, thinking of my brother's utter incompetence at dealing with Mr. X and telling white lies. But as angry as I could be, I still went ahead, only returning late so to avoid Mr. X.
But the final statement that really sparked me was the one Mr. X had the utter guts to accuse me of just before delivery of the goods, which was, quote "Cfm I go there he scold me either way". Raging furious at the audacity of this statement of insinuating that his attitude thus far was beyond reproach, I immediately changed my mind and decided not to deliver the goods, even till the point of running away from Mr. X. Mr. X, again, in his almighty anger, decided to then rage back and like a child throwing a tantrum because his friends abandoned him, scolded me on the group before leaving it in his own wallowing disgust.
NOW, on to my thoughts on the matter. Mr. X, YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF DEFECATION. YOU WANT TO KNOW MY FEELINGS NOW? WELL, LIKE I ALWAYS SAID TO YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS, "GO CRY ME A RIVER!" YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED FIRING THE GODDAMN ROUNDS YOU ASSWIPE! AND YOU ARE TAKING STUFF FROM US YOU FAG! INSTEAD OF HAVING THE PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING THAT I AM YOUR GODDAMN SENIOR (YES I AM PLAYING THE GODDAMN AGE CARD HERE BEING 25 YEARS OLD AND COMING 26 IN A WEEK'S TIME AS OF WRITING THIS POST) AND NOT OBVIOUSLY YOUR BLOODY PAID SERVITUDE, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST WAIT UPON ME TO STATE IF I WAS COMING DOWN AT ALL, NOT INFERING, BASED UPON YOUR IDYLLIC NOTIONS OF SUPREMACY, OF MY ACTIONS, YOU LOUT! YOU ARE ASKING ME FOR HELP YOU PIECE OF MENSHIVKS' LEFTOVERS! NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND! ADDTIONALLY, WHY SHOULD I OFFER ASSISTANCE TO YOU? I'M IN NO WAYS, INDEBTED TO YOU NOR WOULD I EVER WANT TO BE, YOU OVERBLOWN EGOMANIAC! AND FOR FUCKS' SAKE, READ MY FACE!! AM I MY GODDAMN BROTHER, WHO'S EXISTENCE IS THE SOLE REASON FOR YOU TO EXIST WITHIN OUR CIRCLE AND IS NOW SULKING AT ME FOR NOT HELPING YOUR SORRY GODDAMN HINNY AND AS A RESULT, HAD TO ENDURE YOUR IMPOTENT WRATH? GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU ASSUMED OTHERWISE, I'M IAN LEE, NOT MY BROTHER RIO LEE!! WE ARE TWO BLOODY DIFFERENT INDIVIDUALS DESPITE HAVING THE SAME SURNAME, AND HAVE VERY OPPOSING VIEWS TOWARDS PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND MANY THINGS ELSE!! LUMP US ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME YOU TRASH!! HE MAY ENDURE YOU AND YOUR SILLY ANTICS, I CLEARLY DO NOT!! LIKE THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AWARE OF YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE IN THE COMMUNITY, I WOULD BE NONETHELESS HAPPY FOR YOU TO GO AND NEVER RETURN TO OUR COMMUNITY, WE ARE NOT GOING TO LOSE ANYTHING NOR GAIN ANYHTING WITHOUT YOUR EGO BEING THE GODDAMN INFLATED CRAP IT IS, AND I WOULD TELL RIO TO STAND ON OUR SIDE AND BE RID OF YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC OVERSIZED ASSHOLE, IF NOT FOR HIM AND HIS FUCKING UNREQUITED "I want to be friends with everybody" MINDSET! YOU IMPOTENT LOUT, WITH ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES, YOU STILL ASSUME I AM GOING TO STILL PLAY NICE ON THE TABLE AND STILL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK? EVEN JESUS WOULD ASK ZEUS AND JUPITER TO HURL YOU A BOLT, AND MOSES WOULD WANT TO PART YOU LIKE THE FUCKING RED SEA!! LIKE I SAID ON PARAGRAPH TWO AND THREE OF THIS POST, I STILL REMEMBER THE EVENTS AND HOW YOU FAILED SO EPICALLY, DONALD TRUMP CALLED AND WANTS YOU TO TAKE OVER RUDY GIULIANI FOR THE NEXT IMPEACHMENT HEARING SO HE COULD ACTUALLY BE IMPEACHED AND REMOVED!! I KNOW YOU'LL DO SUCH A GREAT JOB, EVEN RUDY'S GONNA CALL YOU PROFESSOR AND TEACH HIM THE ART OF FAILING AT BEING A HUMAN!! I HOLD GRUDGES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET, AND LAST TIME I CHECKED, WE AIN'T IN BIZZARO'S UNIVERSE!! AND WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? BUILDING DECKS TO PLAY AGAINST ME? HOW FUCKING BLOWN IS YOUR EGO!? WHAT, IS BEING A CHAD VIRGIN TOO MUCH FOR YOU? UNABLE TO GET TO BASE TWO? YOU DESERVE MY SLIENCE AND THANK MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR HAVING A BLOCKER ON WHATSAPP SO I WON'T NEED TO EVER FUCKING HEAR FROM YOU EVER!! I DON'T WANT AN APOLOGY, I WANT YOUR EXISTENCE ERASED FROM THE ANNALS OF HISTORY!! YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE THIS POST I'M MAKING, BUT BECAUSE I NEED TO LET STEAM LOOSE FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH RIO'S ANGER, I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO WRITE, GIVEN THAT YOU YOURSELF KNOW THAT I'M RATHER PROLIFIC IN DOING IT. YOU WANT TO PLAY EGO? NIBBA, I HAVE ONE TOO!! ONE THAT'S SO BIG AND BLOWN, I COMPRESS IT BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT AN OVERINFLATED EGO DOES TO ONESELF AND THANK YOU SIR, I WOULD NOT HAVE ANOTHER!! EMINEM, HAD HE SEEN MY EGO, WOULD INDEED WRITE A SONG THAT WOULD SAY THAT "This Asian's ego is so inflated, Kanye would ask him to marry his daughter in jest just for the giggles." THAT'S HOW INFLATED I AM, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT, BUT I KNOW HUMILITY GOES THE MILE AN EGO CAN NEVER BRING, AND I DON'T NEED YOUR EGO RUBBED IN MY FACE SO FUCK OFF AND I HOPE TO NEVER NEED TO EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU EVER, PERIOD! FUCK YOU!!
Ian
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